Isn't that clever (not)

Is anyone else besides me (fellow evangelical Christians, that is) annoyed by cutesy phrases that show up on church signs? Like this one: “God answers ‘knee-mail.’” Or this: “Down in the mouth? Come in for a faith lift.”

Sheesh.

Sure, I believe God answers prayer (in His sovereign way), and that faith in Jesus can lift a person up, but really...do these slogans actually inspire anyone?