Bits and Pieces, 10/30/05: silliness

get outta my way

Seen on the friendly downtown pharmacy’s marquee:

Why would “Dodge” make a vehicle called a “Ram”?

The Chameleon

by John Gardner

People say the Chameleon can take on the hue
Of whatever he happens to be on. It’s true
– Within reason, of course. If you put him on plaid
Or polka dots, he really gets mad.

OK, OK!

From my dear, sweet 3-1/2-year-old daughter:

“If you don’t do it, I’m going to kill you to death!!”