Why women live longer than men

This is funny (or tragic, depending on your point of view)

It was forwarded by a friend. And now I pass it on to you :-)



"Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"



Necessity is the mother of invention... but sometimes Necessity should use birth control!


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“And to think.... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!"



I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.



"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak..."



Step 1: Remove shoes. Step 2: Place metal ladder in water. Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.



How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?)